OF THE TRADE

The 10 'best tools of all time':

1 Duct Tape
2 Vice-Grips
3 Spray Lubricants
4 Margarine Tubs With Clear Lids
5 Big Rock At The Side Of The Road
6 Plastic Zip Ties
7 Ridiculously Large Standard Screwdriver With Lifetime Guarantee
8 Bailing Wire
9 Bonking Stick (technically known as a tie-rod-end separator)
10 A Quarter and a Phone Booth

Source: netscrap.com