FACE FURNITURE

A dozen nicknames for a moustache:

1 lip tickler
2 soup strainer
3 'stache
4 lip spinach
5 cookie duster
6 muzzy
7 upper lip plumage
8 misplaced eyebrow
9 dot and dash
10 mouser
11 tash
12 face fungus

And a dozen types:

1 the bandit
2 the Hitler
3 the Scouser
4 the handlebar
5 the Chaplin
6 the horseshoe
7 the Zapata
8 the Selleck
9 the pencil
10 the toothbrush
11 the bum-fluff
12 the walrus

Source: various