TURN IT DOWN

10 common annoying questions asked of sound engineers by fans during concerts:

1 How did you get this job?
2 Do you really know what all those knobs do?
3 How many "amps" do those speakers put out?
4 Are you the DJ?
5 How many knobs are there?
6 Hey, does it really have to be this loud?
7 I can't hear my boyfriend "the drummer" sing.
8 Do you do this for a living?
9 Hey, doesn't this thing get any louder?
10 Are they gonna play (insert name of hit song)?

Source: from www.roadie.net