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~ Wednesday, November 12, 2003
WITHOUT FIRE A discussion of ten common cigarette brands and stereotypical folks who smokes ‘em: Camel Roddy: drama students, Sloanes, guys in New York bars (in the olden days) Marco: prog rock fans Lucy: "I’ve been travelling for a year and I smoke these now." Jo: pseudo-traditionalists who inhale with vigour and exhale slowly. Must be in 40s+ age bracket, as I don't know any. Possibly fond of folk music. May also smoke rollies. John Player Special Marco: Emerson Fittipaldi lookalikes - anyone with sideboards longer than four inches. Lucy: snooker hall, middle aged man, drinks mild. Roddy: supermarket managers, hard middle-class girls, blokes with white socks. Marlboro Red Roddy: obsessives, 1980s students, older journalists. Marco: cowhands, cynical and desiccated single mothers over 40 who make ends meet by waitressing in truckstop caffs. Jo: odd this one - either hardcore posh horsey types ("What's the point in smoking anything mild, dahling?") or wannabe cowboys who think a brand of fags will detract from the fact they're too old for those leather chaps. Or are they the same thing? Oh - and roofers. Lucy: 18 year old boys and hardcore 40 a dayers. Benson & Hedges Marco: dads and older brothers. Lucy: teenage girls older than their years, too much makeup, work in Superdrug. Jo: 40-somethings, stuck in the 80s, longing for the return of days when a bidet with mock-gold fittings and a nice blow-dried tash was something to be proud of, and B&H ads were the epitome of surrealist cool, also blues / jazz aficionados. Roddy: lad mag readers, people who think The Italian Job is good, barmaids, the Ten Benny English in general. Embassy Regal Marco: the hoi-polloi, the Great Unwashed, people for whom Woodbines are too outrageous. Lucy: divorced, unemployed mothers of 8, living on benefits. Roddy: outdoor workers of most sorts, tough little men with moustaches, the Scots in general. Jo: goths, short blokes who like fighting. Silk Cut Jo: 40-somethings, people who are 'giving up', teachers. Lucy: older folk, 'cutting down', posh, dinner parties, part-time smokers. Roddy: artistes, employment consultants, the unaddicted; me. Embassy Red Lucy: teenage boys, 125cc motorbikers, pool playing pub goers. Roddy: indie kids, barmen, cool students. Cool students who are indie kid barmen. Record producers. Marco: construction workers and homophobes who 'doth protest too much' and are therefore most probably secretly enraptured by gay porn. Dunhill Lucy: I’ve never seen anyone smoke these. Marco: not so much a cigarette, more a record label that The Mamas & The Papas used to record for. Roddy: people with false designer labels; rugby and golf fans; those who aspire to, but will never be. Marlboro Lights Jo: late 20s, early 30s meeja type or actors (especially in interviews), it's a cigarette without the image of a cigarette. Marco: ladies. Roddy: the feckless and tasteless majority, (um, including me if I run out and Jo has some). Lucy: students and 20 something women, white wine, clubbers, office workers. Lambert & Butler Lucy: folk on the dole, waiting for buses. Marco: No one. Do you know anyone who smokes Lambert & Butler? Roddy: people who are short of cash; bus drivers; older middle class people. Jo: skanky teens outside supermarkets, girls with 'council facelifts', boys with previous. By RcL (30 Silk Cut a week) and (thanks to) J, L and M. And bring back No.6! |