BODY IN TROUBLE

Some phrases for bodily flaws:

cock eyes / knock knees / cauliflower ear / pigeon chest / widow’s peak / flat feet / inverted nipples / hammer toes / thunder thighs / bingo wings / snub nose / redeye / beer belly / stubby fingers / barrel chest / bow legs / glass chin / banana breasts / turkey neck / withered arm / hare lip / monobrow / club foot / love handles / crow's feet