LOAD OF CRAP

20 meanings of the word crap from old Scots:

1 a fir-cone
2 the throat
3 the luck-giving first water drawn from a well on New Year’s Day
4 to pick flowers
5 the horizon
6 to crop
7 the top leaves of a plant
8 thick part of whey
9 the stomach
10 a harvest of produce
11 part of a plough
12 the topmost part of something
13 a short haircut
14 an amount of grain being dried
15 the place where wall and ceiling meet
16 crept
17 a bird’s crop
18 to moan or ask awkward questions
19 to stuff
20 a wild mustard seed-pod