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~ Friday, April 02, 2004
DAWN OF THE DAKOTA I'm on a reading tour / trip in Fargo / Moorhead, North Dakota, a fine little twin city. Here is some Fargo trivia: 10 incredible items on sale in 'Bargains' - the 'Greatest Store on Earth': 1 Cousin Willie's Microwave Popcorn 2 Carol-oky! Christmas karaoke cassettes 3 A photo-novel of the movie 'Hair' 4 Heinz Zoodles 5 Is He Cheating? Recognise the signs and discover the TRUTH (book) 6 Undertaker wrestling mask 7 Barbie 'Bake With Me' Oven 8 6ft inflatable Godzilla 9 Karate Kid part III Puzzles and Mazes Book 10 Jelly Wreath's (sic - red and green wreath-shaped ring candies) Some food we've seen or tried here in Fargo: 1 cowtail candy (sweet swishers) 2 broasted chicken (not broiled or roasted but both!) 3 three-meat skillet (belly-bulging brekkie) 4 snickerdoodle (sugar-rush inducing giant caramel cookie) 5 walleye (fried finny food) 6 brownie earthquake (dessert wow) 7 bear bites (steak chunks wrapped in bacon) 8 knophla soup (liquid noodleosity) 9 bison burger (the local moos) 10 grinder (a little Mexican something) 10 local characters: 1 Modern Man (reclusive local artist) 2 The Count (cancer doctor and paterfamilias) 3 Raul 'Gomo' Gomez (non-sleepy Mexican charmer, possibly self-cloned) 4 Scooter Jonssen ('what's your real name Scooter?' 'Scooter') 5 Johnny Miles ('King of the Rash Joke') 6 The Stork (tall truck driver who doubles as a walking telephone book) 7 Merril Piepkorn (endlessly breezy local radio DJ specialising in mild insults) 8 Johnny Mumbles (photographer and artist who lights prayer candles before having his beer) 9 Duct Tape Dave (local would-be serial killer) 10 Doctor Funzoid (scizophrenic Fargo worthy, aka Well What?, aka Jeff) 10 things we been saying: 1 Get her done! 2 a backalley brawler, a street corner smoker, a twice a day coker (etc) 3 Throw the D 4 Good times! 5 gaining my manly confidence 6 Let's add on! 7 Did you just go to the hairdresser and say please #$%^ it up? 8 He was real troublesome... 9 Oh for cute! 10 We got her done! Disney answers (see August 20th '04): 1 The Sword in the Store (… Stone) 2 Winnie the Poor (... Pooh) 3 Milan (Mulan) 4 Tartan (Tarzan) 5 Gumbo (Dumbo) 6 Lilo and Switch (… Stitch) 7 The Great Morse Detective (… Mouse …) 8 Beauty and the Boast (… Beast) 9 Brother Beer (… Bear) 10 Lady and the Cramp (… Tramp) 11 Slice in Wonderland (Alice …) 12 Rubin Hood (Robin …) 13 The Jungle Cook (… Book) |