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~ Sunday, April 11, 2004
 
TRUST NEVER SLEEPS Part One

Some people and things you should never trust according to folklore, popular culture and the wild world web:

never trust a pirate / never trust human resources / never trust tofu / never trust a dead man / never trust a carny / never trust a hungry dog / never trust a stranger / never trust a naked car salesman / never trust a man with a pony-tail / never trust a crying dame / never trust a nun with a gun / never trust a person whose eyebrows meet in the middle / never trust a Klingon / never trust a feminist in heels / never trust a man with a tidy desk / never trust hackers / never trust a stranger / never trust user input / never trust a leprechaun / never trust a poet with your only daughter / never trust a Christian cowboy / never trust glue / never trust an elf / never trust a man in curlers / never trust the homeless

never trust a monk / never trust a dentist with gold teeth / never trust a cloud / never trust a sailor / never trust anyone in uniform / never trust the voices in your head / never trust a pretty face / never trust a Canadian / never trust a gambler / never trust a drunk American / never trust anyone who spells cool with a K / never trust a wandering saint / never trust a man with white socks and slip-on shoes / never trust a monkey / never trust a man whose beard and moustache don’t match / never trust a quarter inch bolt / never trust film critics / never trust a therapist / never trust a bleached head and a smile

never trust a rabbit / never trust a man with five chins / never trust a naked Nazi / never trust a skinny cook / never trust a ‘silent’ customer / never trust anyone with a better suit than yours / never trust a cat / never trust a penguin / never trust imperialists / never trust squirrels / never trust a hippie / never trust a movie studio / never trust a blonde / never trust reheated rice / never trust anyone who says ‘trust me’ / never trust a robot / never trust anyone online / never trust a woman / never trust a statue / never trust a Nigerian phone seller / never trust the quiet ones / never trust the media / never trust a Vegas woman / never trust anyone under 30 / never trust anyone over 30 / never trust anyone


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