YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT...

Inevitable candidates for megalomania:

1 columnists
2 car park attendants
3 sports teachers
4 dog show people
5 elderly women on public transport
6 wine snobs
7 bullfighters
8 the office techie
9 ambassadors
10 anyone with a pram or a backpack
11 little poetry magazine editors
12 DJs
13 jugglers
14 after-dinner speakers
15 cyclists in hard hats
16 town councillors
17 record producers
18 'entrepreneurs'
19 quiz buffs
20 new parents
21 showbiz has-beens
22 American barstaff