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~ Friday, December 31, 2004
A YEAR IN SONG One of the very best years for music – interesting neo-folk, the ill-named but super 'indietronica', broody and enraptured singer-songwriters, glitchy dub-pop, US indie bands without sock-puppet singers, Canada, Canada and more Canada, the icecapades sampling of The Go! Team and the wonderful new nine-piece wonder Ella Guru from Liverpool. Here are my highlights, in sort of order (*means from one of my favourite albums of the year): Joanna Newsom – Peach, Plum, Pear (*The Milk Eyed Mender)
~ Tuesday, December 28, 2004
M&Ms 40 of the many famous people with double M initials: 1 Mel Martin (US saxophonist)
WRAP IT UP Ten gifts not worth wrapping due to their obvious shape: 1 snooker cue 2 ship's anchor 3 hula hoop 4 pickaxe 5 watermelon 6 hammerhead shark 7 spacehopper 8 horseshoe 9 Saturn 10 Egyptian mummy ~ Monday, December 27, 2004
LA-DI-DAH ~ Tuesday, December 21, 2004
GUESS WHO'S KERMIT TO DINNER Warning! May not contain frogs: Frog's Eye Salad (a dessert using tiny pasta balls and fruit)
Cocktails:
Red Frog
~ Saturday, December 18, 2004
SORTING IT OUT Part One VitQ's attempt to trace the breeds of cartoon and puppet creatures: 1 Gonzo - Along life's narrow paths, I've met people who don't think Gonzo's a bird, but they were on Jose Cuervo, or most wanted lists. True though, he does have mighty thick legs for an avian, and in one Muppet Show, he is turned down as a bird. Yet.. blue-grape coloured feathers, a hooked beak. I'm thinking S America, the Amazon, aren't you? Seed feeder, maybe more likely a large flower-feeder. Then again, the monkey does lurk at the back of the mind. Having a giant chicken for a pet suggests bird-empathy, or is it a primate's proto-livestock tendency? Deep trawling on the net finds suggestions that Gonzo may have originated in India, so perhaps a cinereous vulture, but no, not fierce enough. VitQ Verdict: Best I can offer is an Indian owlet whose Mum has been canoodling with a proboscis monkey. 2 Daffy Duck - he might be a scoter, but beak too bright and one-coloured and not bumpy enough. Not tufted enough to be a tufted duck, though decent colour match; too plain to be an elegant surf duck. Not quite right to be a Black East Indian duck (how would he reach Hollywood from there?). Despite the name soundign right, nothing like an American black duck. VitQ Verdict: Most likely Daffy is a common scoter who has had orange juice for breakfast and still has it all over his beak. 3 The Pink Panther - a panther you might imagine, yet there is no roseate variety. However, there are many strange breeds of wild and domestic cats. Recently turned 40, so unlikely to be a domestic moggy. Very wide mouth also and too slender to have been fed on Whiskas and sneaky snigs of ham. Yellow / gold eyes may be a clue. Head too big to be a cheetah or caracal. Too klutzy to be a tiger or lion. First spotted in America. VitQ Verdict: the PP is no panther, but a chichi cougar whose pinkness and fad-diet scrawn can be put down to showbiz. N16 18 things you need to know about where I live: 1 Stoke Newington began to grow in the 17th Century when dissenters, who were banned from the city of London, began to congregate there. It has been home to non-conformists ever since, from religious reformers to anarchists and punks. 2 The orphaned Edgar Poe was sent here to be schooled by his guardian John Allan (whose surname he later took as a middle name), back in the days when an English education wasn't rated 121st in the world, just between Chad and Tuvalu. 3 The Judaeo-Celtic Sex Pistols supremo Malcolm McLaren was sent by his grandmother to the local primary. He was horrified, lasted one day and never went back to school. 4 A recently closed take-away served fried chicken wings which were so addictively good, it was rumoured that the coating contained crack cocaine. 5 Stoke Newington is said to contain more writers than any other area of London. And it has one of the city's largest lesbian populations. Other over-represented social groups here include minor indie musicians, social workers and teachers. 6 The High Street is actually part of the old Roman road Ermine Street, which runs almost straight for many miles from the City to Hertfordshire. 7 One way to make locals grimace is to use the trendy incomers' gittish name for the place – 'Stokey'. 8 Local showbiz celebrities include Professionals actor Martin Shaw, Tjinder Singh of the band Cornershop and, erm, it's not that sort of place really. 9 Daniel Defoe (originally Foe, the 'de' was just a posey add-on) wrote Robinson Crusoe (and other books) on the corner of Church Street and what is now Defoe Road. Having dabbled in hosiery, the tile trade, politics and espionage, he came to writing late in life, having left London for Bristol where things went drastically wrong (ouch, sounds familiar) and returned, after a spell in prison, with an idea for a sea yarn. 10 Another local of note was Salvation Army founder William Booth. He is buried in Abney Park cemetery opposite the pub which, with no apparent irony, now bears his name. 11 This is a good candidate for the world's most multicultural area – predominant groups include Turks, Cypriots and Hasidic Jews, but the area is home to many, many nationalities and ethnic groups, including an increasing amount of Poles. 12 The library's prize possession is local boy Marc Bolan's top hat. 13 Reggae trombonist Rico Rodriguez (who later played with The Specials) cut a record called 'Stoke Newington Hop' on the Penguin label. 14 Trainspotting author Irvine Welsh and Hibby of note lived for here for many years (well, on the Stoke Newington / Shacklewell border) and has a story called 'Stoke Newington Blues'. When Irvine moved, I became the area's most noted Scottish writer, which was, likesay, barry. Parts of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity are also set here. 15 In 1972, members of the Angry Brigade, a local revolutionary group described by the press as 'dropouts with brains' were charged with conspiring to carry out 25 bombings. Two male and two female members received lengthy sentences. 16 The Kray Twins did some business round here. Jack the Hat McVitie, a gangster who was increasingly reckless due to drug use was killed by Reggie Kray at a party at a flat in Evering Road belonging to 'Blonde Carole' in 1967. 17 Our two local parks both have some notoriety. The common was formerly known as Cockhanger Lane, some say from a local brothel with unusual practices. In Clissold Park, the notorious Anglo-American (probable) murderer Dr HH Crippen was said to have secretly met his mistress, Ethel le Neve. 18 You want to find a kebab? Come here. You want to find a doctor? Are you kidding?
~ Friday, December 17, 2004
YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT... Inevitable candidates for megalomania: 1 columnists
~ Monday, December 13, 2004
LEFT ON THE SHELF Items commonly found on a mantelpiece: 1 carriage clock
Source: idea from Tim; list by Tim, RcL and Nina
~ Thursday, December 09, 2004
EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY Some firework names: Gyro Static Space Wheel / Dancing Butterfly Surprise / Tijuana Tremor / Pearls of the Orient / Ground Bloom Flowers / Chirping Oriole Candle / Vegas Baby Vegas / Camelia Flower Barrage / Baby Sunflower / Saturn Ring Eruption / Shogun Bad Boy Jumping Jack / Large Star Ball Contribution / Wild Bats / Morning Glory Extra Long / Moonbeam Missile / Hicktown Heaven / Clustering Bee Rocket / Brew Haha / Phantom Whistling Bottle Rocket / Large Moon Traveler / Battle of the Coral Sea / Jumbo Double Day Parachute / Mammoth Smoke / Utter Chaos / Tabloid Rumors / Madhatter Fountain / Lady Finger Silver Salute Cracker / Chinatown All Red 8000 Strip / Skyfest Panorama Shell / Barbarian Blast / Swarming Skeeters / Dragon Dancing With Phoenix / Orion's Eye 12'' Crackling / Galactic Rainbow / Martian Mirage / Pandas Titanium Flashcracker / Large Happy Lamp / Twitter Glitter / One Bad Mother / Mighty Cobra / Coconut Grove / Marching Cicadas / Wasp Floral / Moment Like This / Ace Ablaze / Barely Legal 500 Gram / Large Punk / Desert at Night / Exotic Pinball Rocket / Snow and Red Plum Rocket / King of Pop / Blinking Dragon Breath / Daggerfall / Guests From Heaven / Surfer Girls / Squiggly Stars / Thunder Claptop / Space Bastion / Confetti Gun / Funny Car / Hen Laying Eggs / Summer Camp Source: Phantom; Patriotic; A&W; Hamco; Kneppy's; Victory. ~ Wednesday, December 08, 2004
EIGHT ARMS TO HOLD YOU Some names for the common octopus (octopus vulgaris): 1 htapódi (Greek)
Source: various
~ Sunday, December 05, 2004
ROLL AND ROLL 20 film titles with 10 words or more: 1 Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
Barred from the list: a) long sequel names b) early descriptive film titles such as Man Going Over the Old Willy Waterfall While Strapped in a Barrel c) documentary feature titles such as Tears and Beers, the Tragic Story of the 1976 All-England Ale Drinking Championship (these last two made up) d) unverifiable foreign titles Source: various (no more needed, thanks) Thanks to Andy K for the idea.
~ Wednesday, December 01, 2004
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