BUT NO THANKS

12 things which other people seem to like but which do nothing for me:

1 mountains
2 cars
3 hot weather
4 The Kinks
5 being pampered
6 ice cream
7 worship
8 strippers
9 gin
10 films
11 rugby
12 democracy, as it is

...and 12 things I like which other people don't seem to much:

1 hotel rooms
2 reference books
3 corners
4 wedding dresses
5 true crime
6 almonds
7 Jackie Leven
8 red ale
9 cushions
10 poetry
11 Americans
12 menus