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~ Monday, September 19, 2005
FEEDING TIME Some advice from the internet: Don't feed your beer to kids Don't feed your dog offal Don't feed your fish dog food Don't feed your infant honey Don't feed your cockatiel avocado Don't feed your worms citrus peelings Don't feed your pup raw pork Don't feed your child garbage Don't feed your pets rich holiday foods Don't feed your fingers to the animals Don't feed your dog chocolate Don't feed your kitten table scraps Don't feed your parrot grit Don't feed your sugar glider garlic Don't feed your guinea pig lettuce Don't feed your horse silage Don't feed your birds cracked corn Don't feed your children shark Don't feed your dog peanut butter Don't feed your kids poison Don't feed your rabbit cookies Don't feed your bird the whole cracker Don't feed your kitties tender vittles Don't feed your dog grapes or raisins Don't feed your doldrums by dwelling on them Don't feed your pearls to swine |