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~ Friday, February 10, 2006
TABLE MANNERS I'm so hungry I could eat... 1 a bear, fur and all 2 roadkill 3 the ass end of a billy goat 4 a horse and go back for the jockey / chase the rider 5 a baby through the bars of a cot 6 the crotch off a low-flying duck 7 a bowl of lard with a hair in it 8 a whale 9 Michael Moore (or various other tubby slebs) 10 the north end of a southbound skunk 11 a horse between two slices of bread 12 my own arm* 13 a nun's arse through the convent gates 14 a sandwich from a gas station 15 grandpa 16 dirt 17 the back end of a running bear 18 my own ear wax 19 an ox 20 a dead rat 21 the menu 22 a campfire 23 a scabby bairn's heid 24 the front wheel off a menstrual cycle 25 a scabby donkey between two scabby donkeys 26 midgets 27 Stinky's gym socks 28 spinach** 29 a brick 30 a baby's bum through a cane chair * The Norwegian novelist Knut Hamsun is said to have tried to do this during a spell of poverty and madness **In a Popeye cartoon, the stick-like Olive Oyl says 'I'm so hungry I could eat.' |