THE MORNING AFTER

40 supposed hangover cures:

1 gherkins
2 cabbage water
3 ginger
4 red-eye (a concoction)
5 prairie oyster (ditto)
6 Paraxine (a detox drug)
7 cysteine
8 rabbit droppings
9 rollmop herrings
10 Gatorade
11 chemotherapy pills
12 yoghurt with garlic
13 vitamins B and C (and Q?)
14 ginkgo
15 noodle soup
16 aspirin
17 junk food
18 kedgeree
19 nux vomica
20 Lucozade / Irn Bru
21 artichoke axtract
22 menudo (Mexican tripe soup)
23 toast and sweet tea
24 coke and crisps
25 sleep
26 Bloody Mary
27 bananas and milk
28 cold kebab breakfast
29 pure oxygen
30 milk thistle
31 sex
32 omelette
33 milk shake
34 chicken soup
35 cumin seeds
36 spicy food
37 pizza
38 soot
39 vinegar
40 breast milk

Source: various