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~ Monday, July 11, 2005
AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID 50 potted true stories of survival from the web: survived by eating fruit brought to him by a monkey survived by eating the sea peas growing on a shingle beach survived by eating insects during droughts survived by eating newspapers survived by eating mine timbers survived by eating small fish that he caught with his hands survived by eating winter purslane known as 'miners' lettuce' survived by eating bread made from sawdust survived by eating sugar beets and tulip bulbs survived by eating their enemies survived by eating the tallow from their lamps survived by eating non-food food like fruit survived by eating ketchup, jelly and dried pasta survived by eating the sheep, one by one survived by eating roadkill survived by eating the other five survived by eating the flesh of dead animals or prickly pears survived by eating lumber, bugs, leaves and her own hair and by drinking rainwater survived by eating his weight in live insects every day survived by eating turtle meat and drinking the reptiles' blood survived by eating egg corns and wild berries survived by eating the wool of their dead companions survived by eating pigeons until he was rescued survived by eating 'painter's soup' - a cheap concoction of chicken innards, chopped onion and water survived by eating Steller's seacows survived by eating lichen and leather from their boots survived by eating deer that George poached survived by eating yam and lugaw survived by eating the wolves that had eaten the others survived by eating crackers, spam and dried milk tablets survived by eating rotting coal survived by eating sawdust and rats survived by eating two birds that landed on his shoulder survived by eating grass and worms survived by eating a box of Fruit Roll-Ups they found in Timmy Johnson's book bag and some Pop-Tarts they found in Timmy Johnson's book bag survived by eating their dead team-mates survived by eating penguin eggs survived by eating everything from toads to berries to rattlesnakes to mules survived by eating black rice balls which resembled pig’s shit and were prepared by an old jail guard using black tree leaves survived by eating snakes, vultures and leaves survived by eating the scabs off their sores survived by eating flour, sugar and popcorn seeds survived by eating raw roots, horse, dried salmon, grouse, laxative pills, coyote, crow, candle wax and dogs survived by eating fruit off an uprooted palm trunk she was clinging to and floating packets of instant noodles survived by eating carob seeds while learning Torah together survived by eating his underpants survived by eating offal that wolves had rejected survived by eating leftover sandwiches survived by eating anything he could find, including grasshoppers, termites and a wolf caught in a trap survived by eating snow |