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~ Friday, July 15, 2005
CLOCKING ON The 60 strangest job titles in the USA: Acrobatic Rigger – sets up equipment for acrobatic troupes Air Hole Driller – operates machine which makes holes in smoking pipes Babbitter – adds alloy to metal workpieces Back Washer – operates machine for washing sliver (a continuous textile strand) Bed Rubber – operates machine which smoothes stone blocks Bit Shaver – smoothes mouthpieces of smoking pipes Bobbin Loose-End Finder - finds and ties broken thread on winding machines Brilliandeer-Lopper – uses a machine to cut and shape diamonds Bucket Chucker – operates machine for smoothing inside surface of buckets Cake Stripper – operates a machine used in the cottonseed oil business Carroter – conditions fur for use in felt hat manufacture Chick Sexer – inserts illuminating tool into baby birds to determine gender Debubblizer – operates equipment which removes bubbles from plastics Dolly Pusher – moves camera equipment around scene of TV recording / broadcast End Frazer – operates machinery used in manufacturer of stems for smoking pipes Flatcar Whacker – maintains and repairs logging rail cars Fur Blower – runs machinery for fumigating and cleaning furs Gambreler – hangs animal carcases on hooks ready for preparation Gang Knife Fish Chopper – chops fish into pieces for canning Getterer – applies solution to wires in lamp manufacture Grizzly Worker – breaks rock and ore on quarry conveyor belts and chutes Hair-Boiler Operator – operates high temperature vats for curling animal hair Hand Nailer – assembles wooden boxes, pallets and packing cases Horse Identifier – verifies horses at racetracks Jet Wiper – wipes spinnerettes through which strands of rayon are produced Lag Screwer – inserts bolts in table legs Last Putter-Away - sorts and stores shoe moulds Lingo Cleaner - cleans metal heddles used in Jacquard loom harnesses Mother Repairer – improves metal phonograph record matrices Napper Tender – operates machinery which gives socks a fluffy appearance Nut Steamer – immerses almonds, pecans etc in hot water to soften shells Odd Bundle Worker – arranges tobacco leaves on conveyor belt Odd Shoe Examiner – examines shoe uppers for defective parts Oyster Floater – spreads shellfish in container to keep fresh / remove impurities Poultry Offal Icer – shovels ice into chicken waste parts to avoid spoiling Quill Buncher-and-Sorter – arranges feather types for use in dusters Redye Hand – sorts and bags hose and panty hose for redying Roving Sizer – checks output of woollen carding machines Rug Hooker – operates device to make piles on rugs and carpets Scarf Gluer – joins together plywood panels Sea-Foam-Kiss Maker – makes candy kisses and puts them on wax paper to harden Ski Topper – operates machine that fits plastic strips onto skis Skull Grinder – cleans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads Smash Hand – repairs broken yarns on a loom Smoke Jumper – parachutes in to endangered ares to combat forest fires Snailer – operates machine which polishes and inscribes clocks and watches Soft Crab Shedder – helps crabs to shed hard shells so they can be sold as soft-shell crabs Sulky Driver – takes charge of two-wheel, horse-drawn carriages in races Sumatra Opener – unbales and stacks tobacco Targeteer – tests accuracy and functionality of weapons Top Waddy – organises groups of cowpunchers on a range (also known as Top Screw) Trip Follower – posts positions of aircraft on a flight-following board Tubber – tends tumbling machines which clean items to be used as jewellery Unscrambler – controls movement on food processing conveyor belts Wax-Ball Knock-Out Worker – removes wax forms from insides of new basketballs Whizzer – operates felt-hat drying machinery Winterizer – operates chilling machine for removing stearin from vegetable oils Worm Picker – patrols grassy areas to find worms for fishing bait Wrinkle Chaser – uses various tools to remove defects from new shoes Yeast Pusher - transfers yeast from fermenting cellar to storage tanks Source: from the 13,000 or so jobs in the US government's authorative manual; thanks to Mark W for putting me onto this |