SHOOT THE DOGGEREL

10 poems which didn't make it into any of my three books:

1 The Modern Love Scene
2 Zwingli's Florist
3 My Week With Billie Piper
4 Poem Beginning With a Line By Roddy Lumsden
5 You Can Run and You Can Also Hide
6 Jenny Joseph's Warning
7 In the Black Role Models Room at Madame Tussauds
8 A Brief History of Contraception
9 Haggis Bolognaise
10 The King of Marmalade Wine