NOW AIN'T THE TIME
Some things not worth crying over:
1 the last day of your holiday
2 hand-me-downs
3 Bambi's mum (she's just a celluloid doe)
4 the missing jigsaw piece
5 last orders
6 the thought of people sleeping in igloos
7 creases in your clothes
8 the bit about the blind man in 'Under Pressure'
9 missing pet posters (they've upgraded to a better home)
10 spilt milk