THE BAND WAS TAKEN

Some long and strange band names:

1 The Kids Who Never Learned To Color Inside the Lines
2 Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
3 Anthrapology Will Remain Spelt Like This
4 The Child Who Was A Keyhole
5 Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms
6 People With Chairs Up Their Noses
7 Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
8 The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
9 Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
10 Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
11 Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
12 The Number Twelve Looks Like You
13 Bernie the Trailer Park Queen and the Deadbeat Dads
14 Drinking Coffee from Counselor Troi's Head
15 Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
16 Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her
17 How To Recognize Different Types Of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away
18 Red Smed and the Hot Trot Smash the System Boogie Band
19 My Wife Was Breathing Just Fine When You Borrowed Her
20 Congratulations on Your Decision to Become A Pilot
21 When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
22 And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead*
23 I Am The World Trade Center
24 I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch In The House
25 The Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band with Choir

* originally known as: The Clouds That Fondle Jagged Crags And Raging Storms Conspire And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

Source: various (note, most of these are confirmed as true, various websites contain odd band names which, um, only appear on these websites and may well be made up)