FEEDING TIME

Some advice from the internet:

Don't feed your beer to kids
Don't feed your dog offal
Don't feed your fish dog food
Don't feed your infant honey
Don't feed your cockatiel avocado
Don't feed your worms citrus peelings
Don't feed your pup raw pork
Don't feed your child garbage
Don't feed your pets rich holiday foods
Don't feed your fingers to the animals
Don't feed your dog chocolate
Don't feed your kitten table scraps
Don't feed your parrot grit
Don't feed your sugar glider garlic
Don't feed your guinea pig lettuce
Don't feed your horse silage
Don't feed your birds cracked corn
Don't feed your children shark
Don't feed your dog peanut butter
Don't feed your kids poison
Don't feed your rabbit cookies
Don't feed your bird the whole cracker
Don't feed your kitties tender vittles
Don't feed your dog grapes or raisins
Don't feed your doldrums by dwelling on them
Don't feed your pearls to swine